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Sampsquanch

Another term for a hairy, ape-like being that resides prominently in the mountains of British Columbia. (i.e sasquatch).
Holy shit, did you just see that massive Sampsquanch?
by butteryturd January 11, 2010
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Sasqueech

Sasqueech. (noun)
A female sasquatch. Most commonly used to describe a female of uncommonly tall stature or a female who's physical features and appearance resemble those of a Sasquatch.
BEN: Hey, BigDaddy! Check out that girl over there, she must be at least 6'4" but she's so fine. I would love to hit that Amazon ass..
BIGDADDY : Naw bro, she must be close to 7' tall.. her forehead is almost level with the cab of my truck! That's not an "Amazon," that's a Sasqueech!
by BigDaddyTC88 October 17, 2016
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Samsqwanch

Same as the Yeti, Bigfoot, Chewbacca, Sasquatch and many different names the creature is called.

This particular name is a reference from the movie "Trailer Park Boys" the nickname was commonly used by Bubbles.
(Bubbles is one of the characters in the movie)
"Holy f*** Ricky, it's a mother f***in' Samsqwanch!"
"There's a mother f***in' Samsqwanch at my door, what do I do?"
by Soapaosin November 14, 2013
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sasquench

A large hair animal like woman that looks like she will not take no for an answer.
"Dude, What did you go home with last night night. You where gone with it before I knew it."

"That sasquench grabbed the front of my pants and took me outside. It was really kind of hot and warm all at the same time."
by Hammerdog August 6, 2009
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Samsquatch

A large stanky ass whore that is loud, obnoxious, and grows attached to small things such as smaller horny prepubescent boys. Often communicates using phrases like "ME LIKE SNOO SNOO!"
Wow, that Samsquatch sure likes to snoo snoo poor Timmy over there, its a wonder his little dick hasn't broken off yet.
by polopoly November 10, 2008
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samsquanch

a fat, ugly, stanky ass whore. May resemble the sasquach or bigfoot
Damn that is one ugly samsquanch!
by K-dizz August 9, 2006
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samsquanch

A rock band in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Long live the 'Squanch!
"That was the greatest Samsquanch show ever; we love the 'Squanch!"
by Squanch September 5, 2006
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