A sub-class of morbidly obese, Asian-Pacific-Islanders. Identified by huge foreheads and 'groucho' eyebrows, disturbingly long, thick, matted, black hair (men AND women), thighs where there should be biceps and all clothed in humongous short pants. The males of the species are bred for drywalling, erecting cinder block walls and as defensive linemen, but are often hired as doormen at nightclubs frequented by affluent and/or famous Negroes. The females are used primarily for breeding purposes but occasionally can be seen repossessing automobiles or running after suspect's cars in televised police chases.
When in the presence of a Samoan, proceed with caution. Do NOT make eye contact and back away from their habitat as quickly as possible. They are wild, extremely aggressive and unpredictable and should be treated as such. Give them their space and most times they will not bother you.
When in the presence of a Samoan, proceed with caution. Do NOT make eye contact and back away from their habitat as quickly as possible. They are wild, extremely aggressive and unpredictable and should be treated as such. Give them their space and most times they will not bother you.
Did you know....
.....that Samoans are descendants of headhunters? Yes, and they ate babies, too.
.....the NFL was the first organization to import live Samoans starting in the 1980's? Sadly, their families were allowed to follow and immediately began setting up villages.
.....a typical four-year-old Samoan male eats 60 lbs. of rice, 55 lbs. of fish, and 16 gallons of breast milk a day?
.....that Samoans are descendants of headhunters? Yes, and they ate babies, too.
.....the NFL was the first organization to import live Samoans starting in the 1980's? Sadly, their families were allowed to follow and immediately began setting up villages.
.....a typical four-year-old Samoan male eats 60 lbs. of rice, 55 lbs. of fish, and 16 gallons of breast milk a day?
by Manny Poloobamafuu August 31, 2010
The act of taking girl scout Samoa cookies and shoving them inside a girl scout's vagina until she moans uncontrollably with pleasure or displeasure.
by PimpDaddyCP March 1, 2012
1.The act of poking your thumb up somebodys bum when they are bent over.
2.Also when people give you a thumbs up.
2.Also when people give you a thumbs up.
1.Chris; Haha look at Todd's posture
Emily; SAMOAN!
2.How did you rate that definition on urbandictionary?
Samoan.
Emily; SAMOAN!
2.How did you rate that definition on urbandictionary?
Samoan.
by Emily Kirkham October 15, 2007
People of the pacific island or island groups named "SAMOA" genereally hospitable people, loyal, larger than life (we prefer that to FAT or HUGE), educated (not barbaric homie!) and do not like to be stereotyped. We are a people with rich culture, deep morales, and lots of other virtures. I am sorry if you met someone who displayed other characteristics, we are NOT all the same!
by samoangirlie September 3, 2008
Samoans are very kind and warm hearted although Samoans are often stereotypically put into a category of unpleasant terms, with some exceptions of truth in these terms such as them being extremely hard to knock out. Most of the people who wrote about Samoans all probably had some sort of beef with Samoans because in order to hate them they must hate you. Most Samoans are giant compared to other races but we are all human and all deserve a chance so don't let the other definitions scare Samoans are one of the most kind, respectful, and forgiving races on the planet with some exceptions of the dumb ass's that make this cloture look bad.
by Definitionn February 10, 2014
people originally from the island samoa, located by austrailia, in polynesia, average samoan: 400 lbs. 6'2
by afakasi girl March 21, 2005
by CourtneyMichelle November 25, 2005