Stud Situation Creationist

One who creates stud situations for himself.
A stud-wannabe who constantly tries to achieve the status of a stud by constantly trying to create such situations that will help him achieve the status of a stud in the eyes of others.

Chimay is a stud situation creationist.

by Vered P August 1, 2011

Salvation Fap

When you are horny and think about engaging in an extremely sinful, degenerate sexual act, so you have a fap to avoid committing a worse sin than "just" fapping

Yesterday, I suddenly had the horny urge to engage in bestiality while having a large sausage shoved in my ass, so I did a Salvation Fap for damage control.

"May I ask, what sins did you confess at church yesterday?"
"Well, I had a short shower wank, to avoid going to the whorehouse again"
"Oh, so you had a Salvation Fap?"

by Sir Asbestos July 29, 2022

Ma Situation

MA BALLLSSS

Schlatt: "You ever heard of the ma situation?"
Ludwig: "The Ma?"
Schlatt: "Ma balls!"

by Skhizy October 19, 2020

golden situation

1) unique/rare situation
2) appropriate/favorable situation

Am I actually a golden situation where I'm all alone with a girl?

by Marrryanx January 22, 2017

Sims the situation

Simsing the situation is a mechanism for change whether positive or negative it is up to the lord, but simsing the situation guarantees that the female or male will reveal their true intentions with you.

Mate, I think it’s time you Sims the situation

You might as well just Sims the situation to figure out if she feels you

by Space typhoon September 17, 2019

Greetings and Salutations

An oh-so very cool way to say; Hello

J.D.: "Greetings and salutations... you a Heather?"

by SleazyPseudonym January 8, 2011

salvation

something that saves from danger or difficulty or sin or evil

he book was my salvation from boredom.

by maboiisgrowingup2321 March 18, 2021