salemtee

A promise or guarantee that will actually not happen.

The man man made a salemtee to his son to play catch after work, it did not happen.

by DSP FFBALL December 8, 2013

salesterbation

A process that occurs when lots of sales people get together and get each other excited without actually making a sale.

Did you hear about the salesterbation at the sales kickoff? They are really excited about the new roadmap.

by mushmouth71 October 14, 2008

salesteen

Unknowledgeable/uuninformed teenage sales person. Commonly found at electronics big-box retailers.

The salesteen could not tell me if the IPod was Apple-compatible.

by Mac Armstrong March 9, 2005

shaleste

Shaleste is a kind pretty girl some thing I recommend is not getting on her bad side she gets crazy

"Omg look at Shaleste she is so pretty"

by Shaleste September 21, 2020

salestard

A person, of the salesy persuasion, who possesses scarcely enough mental faculties to complete simple day to day tasks such as putting their underwear on in the right direction, but who still somehow manages to persuade people in positions of monetary authority that they should invest in a product that is incapable of performing as promised.

Can be found saying such things as:

"Not only is this a powerful collaborative tool which will increase and streamline your company's capabilities accross the board, but it will also make your coffee, change your kid's diapers, and wipe your a$$ for you (only 2-ply and higher tp supported)."

"Don't worry about Kristen," Jarvis said, rolling his eyes, "She suffers from salestardation, but she's harmless, really."

by vulgarityfilteroff February 4, 2010

Salster

Pullinga Salster

Dealing with anxiety and depression but still pulls on a fun face and tries to have fun 💕

Tonight I was going to do a Salster be prepared 😂😂😂

by Isobella Rossini January 31, 2019

Savester

Is my best friend that is a girl that i call a name to make her annoyed

Leave me alone SAVESTER

by Larrayxo January 5, 2021