According to the great Theo, men use St. Pat's day as an excuse to touch women who aren't wearing green.
Guy: looks like you arent wearing green, its saint patricks day! *pinches breasts*
Girl: Ahh you caught me
Guy (inside): =) =) =) VICTORY!
Girl: Ahh you caught me
Guy (inside): =) =) =) VICTORY!
by sham March 20, 2004
by tuce March 18, 2004
1. I'm Irish
2. No your not. You look Filipino as anything
1. Didn't you hear? Today's saint patricks day!
2. Well that means I'm Irish too! Let's go drink our brains out
2. No your not. You look Filipino as anything
1. Didn't you hear? Today's saint patricks day!
2. Well that means I'm Irish too! Let's go drink our brains out
by DizzyLizzy March 17, 2007
The bestest day in the entire world. Everyone is Irish and you can drink until you're shit faced. Guinness flows like water and you get to pinch people on the ass. It's also MY BIRTHDAY! WOOOO HOOOO
by Patty March 28, 2004
by gkbcfc March 17, 2008
March 17 - a Day to Drink as much piss as possible (notably Guinness) then fall over the floor swearing at your mates and the bartenders
by Brother Number One March 21, 2004
Person 1: Lets go get drunk.
Person 2: But there's school tomorrow!
Person 1: So? It's Saint Patrick's day!
Person 2: WHy didn't you say so in the first place?
Person 2: But there's school tomorrow!
Person 1: So? It's Saint Patrick's day!
Person 2: WHy didn't you say so in the first place?
by Emadorily March 13, 2005