jack swaggered

being jack swaggered is to be very drunk on alcohol. the effects of other drugs do not count.

Fishy: "i am defo Jack Swaggered"
Other person: "No you are blates drunk mate"
Fishy: "yeah. So i am Jack Swaggered 2K9"
Other person: "you are a drunken bellsniff mate"

by RJ2009 March 28, 2009

bi staggered

when a guy is on his girl and his mate runs up and shoves a dildo in his arse.

girl: mmm that was so fun last night
guy 2: yeah i know, i bi staggered your boyfriend last night
guy 1: yeah screw you mate.

by funnysistermate June 15, 2011

swaggered

belligerently drunk; cannot walk in a straight line; feels like a suave man; making no sense whatsoever...

Dude you are so swaggered you just swung on a cop!

by FritzBallz August 28, 2007

Shaggered

To be shagged out and shattered at the same time

Im feeling 'shaggered' today

by SHSC July 5, 2010

staggered

1.) to be cool beyond reason

crumpage is so staggered

by C MASTA CRUMP July 11, 2006

Sangered

The highest level of intoxication, often resulting in destructive tendencies.

Man I was so sangered last night

by Bianchiboy September 24, 2014

Siggered

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I was so siggered the other day I threatened to that jerk over a bot.

by sethforsaken March 17, 2019