Griffono Saggaroli

An overweight italian man that owns the successful restaurant "Saggaroli's Italian Cooking". He is famous for his homemade Italian cooking that is totally not laced with rat poison.

"Bro have you seen Griffono Saggaroli anywhere?"

"He's been in his office all day, and I can hear strange sounds behind his door..."

"it sounds like...screaming tomatoes?"

by Stinkiest Birb March 8, 2019

slaggard

slaggard, meaning lazy

dave: god that guy at the service station is a bloody slaggard, he opened the cash register and told me to just chuck the money in there

by .cookie. June 23, 2007

Tyler Staggard

Some faggot that plays the guitar

I hate that ‘Tyler Staggard’ kid he’s a faggot.

by Joelfridge April 19, 2022

Saggar's Saggars

Porn company Run by Jay's Dad

Have you seen the latest video from Saggar's Saggars?

by John Sigleton June 17, 2003

spaggard

An amalgamation of spack and blaggard, but retaining most of the former's meaning.

A clumsy or cackhanded person, prone to acting like a retard, whether intentionally or no.

It is generally used without any other words - i.e. you wouldn't say 'you are a spaggard', just 'spaggard'.

Bill totally had a window for some snatch grabbin tonight, but poured his drink all over her tits. Spaggard.

by piratethomas January 22, 2009

Saggvard69

The most amazing entity that ever existed. Created from a mix between sagg and vard. Hes the test subject number 69 there have been many different test subjects prior to the creation of Saggvard69 but non of them have been as succesfull as Saggvard69

cunt nr 1 - How the fuck did Hitler lose?

cunt nr 2 - Saggvard69 defeated him!

by Saggvard69 January 17, 2017

Swaggard

To steal; To take something that does not belong to you.

A fashionable person; A person who often wears fashionable clothes

The man swaggard the woman's pen

The swaggard was looking exceptionably dashing today

by Anok Tohan August 22, 2024