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sargasm

Deriving far too much satisfaction from glibly berating another with sarcasm.
"Oh, thanks a lot for drinking my last beer! No, it's my fault... if I wanted it for myself, I shouldn't have put it in the fridge!"
"Dude, don't have a sargasm."
by Ben Frey May 26, 2006
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sadgasm

Homer Simpson's Rock band!
When Marge finds herself attracted to offbeat 'Professor August', Homer decides he has had enough of Marge's wandering eye, focusing his emotions on his music, inventing a new sound called 'grunge' and forms a band called 'Sadgasm'.
Sadgasm came and rocked Springfield and the 90's references were blazing.

Hey man, lets go see Sadgasm play tonight!
by Adam11Power February 14, 2008
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swagasmic

The feeling of being so swag that you simultaneously feel like shitting, cumming and vomiting all at once......which will then lead to a feeling of anti-swag because you ruined all of your swag with your shit, jizz and vomit.
Today, I woke up and tried on some swag kicks at Tom's Shoes after going to the local H&M and grabbing a fresh v-neck and skinny jeans. As soon as the kicks united with my new H&M threads, the swagasmic feeling overcame me and I felt at peace.

Then I realized I just shitted, came and upchucked all over my new clothes in a public place. #swag
by JimboWales January 6, 2012
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Sagamore

When a trach patient gives a man a blow job and the warm air coming out of the trach blows across his balls, therefore causing them to descend.
Suzie just got her new trach and was excited to give Joe a Sagamore
by Dr. Masagemarod August 15, 2010
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SAWgasm

Something that happens when you have an epic love for the Saw movies.
"Omg I'm so excited to see the new Saw movie, I'm gonna have a SAWgasm!"
by Scoot755 October 22, 2009
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Sagamore Middle school

A shitty fucking crowded ass middle school owned by the sachem central school district. Ever since those goddamn sequoya kids came into the school, the place has been riddled with nonstop drug deals and people giving birth in the girls locker room. There are a few things of yours that end up lost during your years in the crackhead school. Your foreskin, virginity and the rest of your dignity and self esteem. Never enroll your well behaved kid in Sagamore, for you will lose all control of them completely.
Person A: dude I have to switch school districts.

Person B: oh fuck man please don't let it be sachem

Person A: don't worry man! I've already started my drug deals. They're not that hard to establish here at Sagamore Middle school.
by largeforehead@sachem.edu June 4, 2017
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Miigwaans Osawamick-Sagassige

Miigwaans is a real nigga. From the trenches where its real lethal. Like trippie redd. he with his shooters, the fLow discord. He be fucking niggas london ON left right. he knocked up a girl and didnt even care. kyla schram go crazy go stupid. fLow discord team go greasey on em foe. on TD bank miigwaans realest nigga out man i aint even wan hear it fLow discord we runnin shit.
"Damn did you see that Miigwaans Osawamick-Sagassige on the street?"
"Yeah, he knocked up Kyla Schram and didnt even care!"
"Shoutout auruuus twitch!"
by auruuuus twitch May 12, 2019
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