Safi

The most amazing and beautiful girl on the face of the earth. Easily angered, beware her axe embedded in your head. Under NO circumstances tickle her, she WILL scream bloody murder!

Safi: f*ck off!
Peasant: aw, does somebody need a tickle...
Ruby: nonononnonononononnono what have you done you peasant!!!!!!!
Safi: *bloodcurdling, eardrum-crumbling scream*

by Blue unicorn March 14, 2014

Safi

A Safi is the nickname for a meerkat with no or a small amount of bones. They are also classed as extremely deformed when approached by a female.

Look at this Safi walking down the hall.

by Harrison Wade September 9, 2019

Safi

A guy who says that he will never do drug's or drink but ends up a junky alcoholic and is often rather small. Also this person often hates people called Robbie

Guy: Didn't he say he wasn't ever going to drink?

Girl: Yeah he is such a Safi

by Ali's Camel March 31, 2009

safi

A male with an abnormally small penis.

Man I'm happy I have a chode instead of being a safi.

My sister said that kid was a safi, lets talk trash to him.

by Jerome Jones November 7, 2007

Safi

The worst person you will ever meet. Do not trust a Safi. Safi will seem nice but he will betray you. Safi will use you. Safi is a bad person. Safi is a Dickhead. Never trust safi.

Safi is a massive dickhead

by manbeehand November 2, 2018

Safi

A kind hearted and caring person who never loses his shit no matter how much you piss him off. Very pessimistic, responsible but stubborn. You cant get anything out of him until he himself wants to. Way too straightforward. You might hurt yourself if youre around him cause he'll brag you to do something stupid.

"Everyones tired of bills attitude"
"Why? Is he safi?"

by Alial November 6, 2017

Safi

The definition of a bitch. She will use u until she gets sick of you and then go and find someone better to spend her time with. A safi is constantly bitching about you behind your back or even sometimes to your face, she loves to spread rumours and hurt others just for the sake of it. She is also obsessed with money and will treat u like shit if she doesnt think ur worthy enough, or rich enough. Safi is just a spoiled brat, who is also a bitch

"OMG did u hear what Safi did?"

"She's such a bitch"

by just someother gal March 11, 2020