Safety

A useless precaution in life.

Safety last!

by The bunny February 7, 2014

Safety

One or two joints, given to someone who has run out of stash

"Broo I'm out of weed can you give me a safety?"
"Sure bro here's two joints"
"You G bro"

by Teribehnulun May 28, 2019

Safety

A person who remains sober at a party to ensure nobody gets into trouble or gets hurt. Often the same person as the designated driver.

"Dude, play safety tonight, just in case I try to jump off the roof again."

by crunchrunner February 15, 2010

Safety

-a person yells this when they acknlodge the fact that they said something stupid and out of context
-after saying something stupid, a person yells safty to avoid punishment
-correaltion with a hard one (a hard one, is simple smack on the back of the head)

Tony abuse the word safety.
Geo and JBZ-
"Tony that is a hard one."
Tony- "No I yelled safety!"
One day Tony said, "Is a hotdog really made from dogs?" After he said that he said "Safety" to avoid punishment (a hard one).

by JBZ and Geo December 14, 2004

Safety

to be safe, Or in 'the Zone'

The greasy greek waiter Stavros see twat mode

by Robbie and Sean March 11, 2004

safety

An exclamation used as a warning immediately following a fart, made by the farter

"Safety! I would keep walking forward, quickly, if I were you."

by Steph November 4, 2003

safety

Is not a joke. The carrying of weapons (must bring your own) is often encouraged to enhance safety. When pushed to the limit, safety is not guranteed. Due compensation is usually rendered when one returns from an operation that may call safety into question. Undertaking a difficult task (such as time travel) with someone who has only done it once before is not safe, but highly encouraged.

"We're going to hunt sabretooth tigers, and safety is not guranteed. Better bring your own weapons."

"Wanted: Someone to go back in time with me. Safety not guranteed."

"Sean Connery knows nothing of safety, hes only done this once before."

by Ayesee February 9, 2006