sadsturbating

The act of masturbating while sad.

"Hey man, is Pete okay? I hear a lot of crying and bed-squeaking in his room."
"Nah man, his girlfriend just broke up with him. He's probably sadsturbating."

by BMasterTempt May 16, 2015

sadsturbating

The act of masturbating while in a state of melancholy.

Steve's girlfriend broke up with him last week, since then he's been sadsturbating.

by Ratung July 11, 2014

Sadsturbate

Something emo kids do in the dark in their room after breaking up with their boyfriend (all emo boys are gay) for the eighth time that week.
The process involves crying profusely and masturbating simultaneously, using the tears as lube.
This has been shown to cause cancer in laboratory animals.

Shane's such a little bitch, he sadsturbates in his room. His dick is covered in mascara.

by Addison Trent January 16, 2009

sadsturbate

What people in long-distance relationships do during weekdays.

Kelsey's boyfriend hasn't visited recently... She must sadsturbate a lot.

by kxpe April 13, 2011

Sadsturbate

The act of masturbating while sad or depressed. Blood is often used as a lubricant for this activity.

After she broke up with me i sadsturbated violently and used my blood as lubricant.

by Dillypoo November 4, 2009

sadsturbating

sad-stur-bae-shun verb to masturbate out of pure sadness

"i was up all night sadsturbating cause I my gf left me"

by The Depressed Llama April 22, 2018