Chinese Sandblaster

When you eat a lot of Chinese food and bend over, clench your ass cheeks and shit in your lovers face.

"You smell like shit and looks like you took sandpaper to your face."
"Naw man, my lady gave me a good old fashioned Chinese Sandblaster an hour ago."

by ThatRevlo September 12, 2017

sackmaster

Someone who is undeniably amazing. They have so much testosterone and arrogance they can only be described by this one-word tribute.

I am the sackmaster. The sackmaster knowns all...Obey!!!

by Jorg Fjorgensen February 9, 2010

Texas Sandblaster

Sleep on the beach with your lover...then get up before they do, hold in that big morning fart, then pull your pants off and sit in the sand. Finally spread your bare ass next to your sleeping lover's head and wake her up with a brisk sand blasted fart!

Randall woke his girlfriend up with a Texas Sandblaster and she knifed his fucking jeep tires!!

by The fart sultan October 2, 2014

Dominican Sandblaster

The act of an agitated women (who is said to have sand in her vagina) siting on one's face and queefing.

Shit I just got a Dominican Sandblaster from my teacher for not handing in my homework

by Froshylicious May 1, 2011

japanese sandblaster

When a man of asian descent sprinkles sand on your face during a cum facial

You wouldn't believe the Japanese sandblaster I got tonight.

by japsandblastinthemhoes November 25, 2013

Toyko Sandblaster

When an Asian guy busts a projectile load all over an Middle Eastern woman in a desert

see above Toyko Sandblaster

by Michael Scott Jr November 14, 2010

EGYPTIAN SANDBLASTER

The Egyptian Sandblaster is a sex position involving a sandy vagina or butt. For this position to occur when someone has to have laid on the beach all day or purposly put sand into their vagina/anus. Once penetration has occured the person purposly queefs or farts.

Randall wasn't expecting to get the Egyptian Sandblaster when he did Bobbi on the beach

by Andrew Ritchey November 2, 2007