saber-tooth

An attractive older woman in the MILF category. Similar to a cougar, however much older. Seperated by cougars mainly due to menopause. Aged at approximately at 50-55+.

-"I scored with a cougar last night!"
-"Dude, I saw her, believe me, she was a saber-tooth"

by Some Guy Named Mark December 25, 2007

Saber-tooth

A women 15 years or older than the young man she is dating. This is the extreme case of the commonly known "Cougar" term for an older women dating a younger man. Beware the Saber-Tooth young men as they are experienced and hunt their prey without mercy.

"That women is a Saber-tooth." "Did you see the Saber-tooth up by the bar?." "That's not a cougar, thats a Saber-tooth."

by MD. Collins December 31, 2008

saber-tooth tiger

A woman hitting on younger men whose age puts her far beyond the "cougar" category

I knew Mike had a thing for cougars but when I saw a 55 year-old lady talking to him, I realized he had transitioned to saber-tooth tigers.

by The Eta July 2, 2009

Saber Tooth Crotch Crickets

Nasty little bastards that live in the pubes.

Those Saber tooth crotch crickets are tearin my balls and ass up today.

by Throbbingroot April 1, 2009

saber-tooth tigering

Saber-tooth tigering is a step beyond what a cougar does. Instead of a lady in her late 30's/early 40's, its more like a lady in her late 50's/early 60's.

This is a step beyond cougaring, because

This lady is basically a horny old grandma that nails younger men.

Holy shit! Grandma is saber-tooth tigering that groomsman!

by ChrisR1 September 6, 2007

saber-tooth tiger

SYLLABICATION: sa·ber-tooth tiger
PRONUNCIATION: say'br-tootht
NOUN: (1) Any of various extinct cats of the Oligocene to the Pleistocene Epoch, especially one of the larger members of the genus Smilodon, characterized by long upper canine teeth.
(2)The process and act of simultaneously inserting two penises into the mouth of a third party. This person is presupposed to be performing fellatio on two men at the same time.

Dude, me and Matt saber-tooth tigered Sheena last night! ...but...that doesn't mean we're gay or anything....

by Donkey Rocket September 18, 2005

Saber-Tooth-Brush

A prison shank made from a tempered plastic tooth-brush. It resembles the tooth of a saber-toothed-tiger.

"Cause of death?"
"Repeated stab wounds from a saber-tooth-brush to the lumbar region."

by Mr. Ford December 7, 2009