by A-A-RON May 07, 2015
used to describe someone who lets all of the neighborhood children, midgets, small mammals, etc. swing on or hang from his/her erect penis
"dude, where the hellz were ya?"
"i was hangin' out with Foges."
"hangin' out or hangin' on?"
"....... hangin' on..."
"Jesus, Foges is such a birch tree swingset."
"i was hangin' out with Foges."
"hangin' out or hangin' on?"
"....... hangin' on..."
"Jesus, Foges is such a birch tree swingset."
by funkmasta-t May 13, 2010
A term used primarily for Xbox purposes when someone, mainly bks get ragged on by 1337 players. Such as, Gh0sT CLUTCHHHH and Andric32.
Brett kept making fun of Anthony because he kept going -9 on Halo, so Anthony screamed "Hop off my swingset!!!111" and turned his Xbox off.
by Clutch54UC3333 September 05, 2008
Basically a sport in which a child I'd placed on a swing and athletes give it their all to have their child be launched the farthest. Other variations include launching them through hoops of different sizes and colors to gain points, launching them the largest vertical distance, and launching them into the air to collide with other launched children.
Hey have you seen this sport called swingset gymnastics? It's amazing!
Yeah I can't wait to see those little shits go flying!
Yeah I can't wait to see those little shits go flying!
by Shittiest_Definer_Ever February 19, 2021
Used to describe the scent and/or taste of male’s dirty fingers. Specifically when the flavor resembles that of a rusty iron chain on a public park’s swing after you’ve been gripping it with clammy hands
Things were getting steamy and I started to suck on his fingers... I was devastated to find out he had some gnarly swingset fingers. The taste was unforgettable but eerily familiar.
The vibes at Lincoln park remind me of Dan’s swingset fingers.
The vibes at Lincoln park remind me of Dan’s swingset fingers.
by Madlibsss January 23, 2021
A object known to launch objects typically people or cars a long distance.
The height and distance does vary depending on vehicle/person size weight and shape.
The height and distance does vary depending on vehicle/person size weight and shape.
by Ugotdud September 06, 2021