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Stumping

Stumping is a fun way to trip someone when they are running directly behind you. It can be used as a practical escape method or a as a hilarious prank.

Right as your pursuer is directly behind you, hit the brakes and crouch down, much like the fetal position. Not being able to dodge this new obstacle, the unfortunate pursuer, still running at full speed, runs into you with his legs and finds himself a whole load of bad luck usually in the form of flying, faceplanting, public humiliation, or other injuries.
Austin: Hey Brandon, why are you all scraped up?

Brandon: I was running behind John in P.E. when he stopped and crouched down out of nowhere. I flew right over him and crashed into the blacktop.

Austin: Haha! that's called stumping. He does that to everyone.
by SuperJunior!!!!!!!! October 2, 2012
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stump

A short, poorly dressed porn actress; specifically Kendra Jade
Look at the stump hanging on to Lukas Rossi like a cold sore.
by BettyBlooper March 23, 2007
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stump

a person who is short and stuby in stature
brian you are such a little damn stump
by jerkoffamestupkowski January 1, 2008
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stump

the remaining part of an amputated limb (i.e. arm or leg)
Cherry's stump is so freakin' attractive even if it's just three inches from her hip.
by reyrefran October 10, 2005
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stumping

Using the remaining stump of a amputated limb to have sex with someone.
John: Don't use that dildo...use my stump!

Heather: Oh I love you John....Give me a good stumping!!!
by The Real Shwa November 24, 2010
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Stump

by stumph8er December 28, 2011
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stump

v. (politics) The act of delivering a stump speech.
Democratic stalwart Bob Kerrey offered to stump for Senator Joe Lieberman during his 2006 campaign for nomination for one of Conneticut's seats in the United States Senate.
by TechnoSanta March 9, 2007
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