stove

A word used in slang for describing sex.

Example: "I'd have sex with her"
With the slang: "I'd stove her"

by Timmey'O'Tewl March 20, 2004

Stove

An older beat up Ghetto car.

"Hey man, let's cruise in your stove, mine has a flat tire, and I got my mini spare on the other side already" .

by cobbycobb April 12, 2021

stove

mindless smashing or slashing.

eh cod me ah prick so ah stoved his heed in way a boatel eh buc

by David Inch June 4, 2005

stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

by anthony willison March 18, 2004

stove

something that ONLY women should use, to make delicious food

Women don't need watches because there is a clock above the stove where they work and were no guys work.

by farkwad gorilla April 6, 2009

Stove

Badass black superhero. Looks like Steel, talks like Mr. T. Carries a big hammer and will use it to bust your head in.

You don't want to piss off Stove.

by KJB November 20, 2004

stove

1.A place for cooking, not for molesting your child.

one out of 5 children is molested by using a stove

by Drow February 11, 2003