Stalk

An erect penis. The male tackle unit in all it's rampant, glory. A barred up love stick ready for the wetting.

She impaled herself on my stalk.

by Lord Frothington January 22, 2005

stalk

When you like another person

Guy 1: Hey dude, I'm stalking you! :)
Guy 2: Aww, thanks a lot!

by Bordellr September 28, 2018

stalk

Street slang for celery

"Man, this salad is rockin' my world! What be the secret shizzle in my salad-izzle?"

"It's stalk, beeyotch."

by B-Phat May 23, 2006

stalk

A hoeish female who chases and flocks toward groups of males; Ho

tommy: " look at that stalk over there with all of those men"

Billy: "isnt that your ex?"

by mandisha December 18, 2005

Stalk

A stalk is something that won't stay faithful, always persitantly trying to leech social status from several organisations.

He pulled a Stalk (he went into the wrong bed, again)

by Fishbot July 6, 2003

Stalk

a ferral beast.

stalk is a ferral beast

by tuppy hole January 23, 2004

Stalk

To show a picture of someone you know to your 3rd cousin that you never met

Max stalked Evelyn

by Define this CAPTCHA June 30, 2018