crackhead math

When people count their money in forms of material, usually drugs or alcohol.

You get your paycheck for $240 and say
"Awesome, I just scored 6 ecstasy pills!"

or

You find $10 on the floor and think
"Sweet, I just got myself 5 beers!"

Hence the term crackhead math

by Dj Djuric August 8, 2009

national crackhead day

national crackhead day is on august 15, it’s for all the goofy people who act like crackheads and of course for the actual crackheads, post ya crackheads friends or post your crackhead self🤣

hey it’s national crackhead day! post me😛

by kenmaitor August 10, 2019

Slickhead

Another variation of the common phrase "Dickhead" but a little more offensive to a Philly native... commonly used in Northeast Philadelphia, and Bucks County...

"Hey you know that boul Joey?"
"Yeah I know that boul, he a whole dickhead"
"Nawl dawg, he a SLICKHEAD ass nigga"

by Slickhead January 10, 2015

Crackhead strength

The genre of strength that can be displayed by crackheads, usually in fits of rage and/or at the comedown of a high. This strength is rarely known as the victims of such force are usually killed or crackheads themselves. It is best exemplified by the grip of a crackhead, and those on the business end feel instantly helpless, both from the power exerted and the determined look in the crackheads eyes

"Did you see the way that bum was clenching his fists?"
"Ya man I bet hes got mad crackhead strength"

by Kid Gruesome June 2, 2009

smackhead grey

this is a colour to describe the grey garments worn by the generic lower class delinquent chav and NPC across the entirety of the UK.

the worst items of clothing to be this colour are: joggers, leggings, and hoodies.

if you encounter someone wearing smackhead grey joggers / leggings, let it be known that this person is devoid of all personality and probably watches love island regularly.

there are so many people at my college wearing smackhead grey - when will they develop a fashion sense? will they stay wearing 11°, nicce and gymshark?

by lil chigg February 20, 2020

crackhead hours

A certain time at night where you do random shit and don’t fucking know why. You get random bursts of energy and your brain isn’t functioning properly

11:30 is usually when my crackhead hours hit

by vicks with the hicks September 25, 2019

crackhead energy

the high energy, sporadic vibes that somebody gives off, suggesting that they may be on crack even if they are entirely sober

"If I scare you, I'm sorry. I just have major crackhead energy"

by crackhead #4 April 5, 2019