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sploffee

A portmanteau between spliff and coffee.
That was a hard day's work. Stick on the kettle and roll up a fatty. I'm dying for a sploffee.
by PokeyD March 14, 2017
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spoffle

Foam covers on the end of the mics that prevent "popping" (Definition: Origin: comedian Hugh Laurie, by way of comedian/author/actor Stephen Fry, by way of Patrick A. Keane.)
My P's and B's sound too sharp. Is there a spoffle around?
by Kathy Yu September 4, 2005
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sprockets

An interesting Germanic television program hosted by the homosexual Dieter and his pet monkey. The show always ends in an homo-erotic dance complete with poncy Germans.
"Now it is the time on Sprockets when we dance!"-Dieter, host of Sprockets
by Optimus Pat October 16, 2004
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Sproftacchel

The picture boards with holes you put your face in. Also known as stand in boards or photo cut out boards.

Often seen at tourist attractions, in historic towns, or for Christmas related events.
Hey Simon! Take a picture of me in this sproftacchel, it will make me look like a prince.
by bored byfriend February 16, 2021
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Spofford Pond School

An elementary school where kids think they are in high school. Where girls wear crop tops, uggs, and loads of makeup. Where boys wear shorts in the middle of winter. Where kids in fourth grade start dating. Where there are weddings in 6th grade. There's constant drama between girls and the mean girl clique is a reality. But yet there are some regular people that are classy and smart and act like kids.
"Wow, that person looks like they're from Spofford Pond School!"
"How do you know?"
"Because they are acting like they are in High-School."
by cady913 February 21, 2015
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Spoofing

The act of a magician (usually of the type seen at children’s birthday parties) taking heroin while on the job.
Don’t hire that guy for your kid’s birthday party, he’ll go into the bathroom and start Spoofing
by Sparks flame March 11, 2019
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hard spro

a hard spro refers to a double-shot of espresso (aka a spro) that is both (1) delicious and (2) hits the spot, hard, giving one a perceived boost enabling sustained focus on work, typically work conducted at the coffee shop which served the hard spro.
I'm never going to finish this report without a hard spro.
by sproho January 21, 2011
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