sporastic

a mix of sporadic and spastic
sell explanitory

that fly was flying around sporasicly cuz it couldnt get out the window

by Qwerty April 21, 2004

scroast

1. to make fun of someone for comic effect.
2. to diss or fowl

Alright Kiki, I see you tryin to scroast on that wide ass.

by kodyleo March 6, 2009

sporastic

This word is a conglomerate of spore and spastic. It's what happens when you're shrooming.

My iguana is acting sporastic today. He must have broken into my stash.

by discreet textual encounters August 7, 2004

Sproat

VERB:
to mathematically rape

NOUN:
is pronounced (as an amalgamy of the two dicspilines)

"Sprape"

but is spelt 'sproat' as in the verb.

VERB:
"My math teacher raped me for not handing in my homework"

"Lame, dude. You got totally sproated"

NOUN:
"my math teacher raped me for not handing in my homework"

"lame, dude. what a sproat (pronounced 'sprape')"

by thegoodthebadandthesproated December 17, 2008

sproston

an ugly whiskey drinking jobless worthless son of a bitch

by KingPurdue March 11, 2003

Sproates

A gentlemans testicles (genitalia), particuarly those of the large round hairy variety.

"...I never saw it coming, the guy came from nowhere and in a flash, before I had any time to react, he booted me right in the fuckin sproates..."

by Juan Julio July 4, 2008

SPOAST

SPOAST

It's Not Just A Toast

It's A "Speech" And A "Toast"

It's A . . . SPOAST

A Toast is Short.
A "SPOAST" is a Speech ending in a Toast

General Example:
To Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness. Cheers!

Best Man:
Let me start by saying that I met the groom in school . . . Boy were those some crazy time . . . remember when you and ### stole that cow . . . WELL CHEERS!

General Audience:
I know I was supposed to keep my comments short, but before we raise our glasses I wanted to say . . ..

The Street:
Here's To our Home Boys who have fallen . . . Here's to the up and comers . . . Cheers To My G's!

It's A SPOAST!

by Mr. 1st September 25, 2010