Sponge

1. Birth control device.
2. Soaking device containing a wiping side and a soaking side for cleaning dishes.

1. This tuna tastes like a sponge.
2. This tuna tastes like a sponge, and not the kind of sponge that soaks up water and grime, but rather the kind that soaks up semen.

by El Barto June 13, 2004

Sponge

A word used by males to "piss off" the female gender. This is often found around High-Schools.

Guy: haha look at this sponge (points at the female)
or
Guy: wow sponge this (says when with female)

by Weknowall(Highschool) November 5, 2010

Sponge

A person who is terrible at videogames, and constantly sucks at it.

Random Sponge: Guys hurry up and run this way!
Davis Jose:You're a Sponge get out of our lobby, you always flank left.

by lDuskz January 6, 2013

sponge

A boogie board - a soft, spongey flotation device used to ride waves on one's belly.

Look at all the little kids on sponges out in the water.

by The Colonel July 18, 2003

Sponge

A person who has no desires for anyone of the same or opposite gender. Asexual. Reproduces with themselves.

Girl 1: I flirted with Thomas all night but he didn't seem to do anything! What the hell?

Girl 2: Don't worry, he is just a sponge.

by Rorshock April 13, 2009

sponge

A useful term for the female pubic region. So called due to the spongy, springy nature of the average minge.

She had a reet fine sponge on her.

All she did was nag, nag, nag, so I kicked her in the sponge.

by spongekicker September 20, 2006

Sponge

A band from Detroit, Michigan.

" Sponge has kick-ass music. "

by Shazamical October 18, 2008