Spanish Inquisition 

An awful time in Jewish and general history, the Spanish Inquisition was commenced by Queen Isabel and King Ferdinand of Spain. Jews were systematically and specifically persecuted, forced either to convert to Roman Catholicism or be killed by the monarchy.

The Spanish Inquisition may have affected Christopher Columbus to be quiet about his own Jewish heritage.

Spanish Inquisition by Nickidewbear November 25, 2011

Spanish Inquisition 

As heard on the "dear rayne" talk show. Invented in Cincinnati, Ohio. Refers to during sexual intercourse, right before the man is about to climax, he removes his penis from her vagina, and sticks his penis in whatever hole he can find. I.E. her nose, ear, eye, etc. and right before he ejaculates he exclaims "Nobody Expects The Spanish Inquisition!" Leaving his partner confused and pissed, ending with the male being slapped.

No body expects the Spanish Inquisition.

Spanish Inquisition by Monni Clever August 19, 2008

Spanish Inquisition 

A sexual move involving carrots, flan, caramel, and flaming vibrators.

" Holy shit! That Spanish inquisition felt AWESOME!!!!"

Spanish Inquisition by ManCHiLds February 6, 2012

spanish inquisition 

When you are at a strip club and the stripper has her back to you & you attempt to grab one of her breasts by reaching through her legs.

I was at Chicks n' Beer in Rosarito and this stripper was dancing in front of me and my buddy Scott gave her the Spanish Inquisition. It was sweet!

spanish inquisition by Jimboooo May 15, 2006

Spanish Inquisition 

A group of noisy, and loud South/Central Americans taking over your seats when you're trying to have lunch.

L: Playing Insurgency*
A: Where's my seat?!
L: They took it.
A: But how? My backpack is there!
L: Spanish Inquisition!

Spanish Inquisition by DerWat September 13, 2017

Spanish Inquisition 

A term in Texas Hold Em' poker that refers to holding pocket 3's. The basis is that they aren't the lowest pockets, but are close enough that high betting with a 3 in the common cards will lead no one to believe you have trips. No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.

<Player 1> "Flush, Ace high!"
<Player 2> "Full house, 3's full of Jacks"
<Player 1> "Damn, I didn't think you had pocket 3's"
<Player 2> "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

Spanish Inquisition by SaleenS7TT April 8, 2008

Spanish inquisition 

A very sudden and unexpected diahrea that is very fluid and explosive. Often leaks through the butthole

I was eating dinner and then felt the Spanish inquisition coming, so i fled to the toilet but it was too late.

Spanish inquisition by OFFWORLDSHRIMP March 30, 2023