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spammer

the lowest, most despicable form of life on planet earth. credited with uniting Christians, Muslims and Jews, Israelis and Palestinians, Democrats and Republicans, the rich and the poor in a common, pure hatred of all spammers everywhere.
check your inbox for examples.
by themarcuscreature February 22, 2005
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A spammer is one that makes more money than your whole family combined!
Spammer: "Hey babe, Ima spammer. Suck my dick" Girl: "ok"
by spiTe March 6, 2003
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A really annoying individual that joins forums and other online communities to spam. "Spam" is anything random and offtopic. Spammers repeadetly spam and usually annoy the non-spammers.
Spammers usually get *punched* by non-spammers in the community.
John0123- Well, I got a Nintendo Wii yesterday, it's pretty cool.
Gary73- Do you prefer the Nintendo Wii or the PS3?
74Y1012- HEY YOU GUYS! CHICKEN IS MY FAVORITE FOOD!
John0123- Hey, numbers guy don't be a spammer or you will be punched. John, I like the Nintendo Wii better I guess.
74Y1012- No.
Gary73 *punches 74Y1012*. And why do you like the Wii better?
by koopa7 July 20, 2008
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1. A moron who sends out E-mails, filling up your inbox so you can't find any real E-mail.

2. One who seems to think that a 7-year-old girl needs to be informed she can enlarge her penis in just 6 weeks.
"What's the rope and rifle for?"

"Ima' going spammer hunting!"
by airwalker September 14, 2003
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Yeah, you don't mean to anger us, yet you enclose viruses in every one of your e-mails that will permanently screw up the computer of anyone stupid enough to open them. Then you hack your way in with ease after the computer's security systems have been assulted with garbage data, steal anything on their hard drive that sounds like it's related to money, and then get back to ass-fucking your pet goat in your parents' basement. If I ever see you on the street, I'll kill you, bitch.
Watch your ass, spammer. I just got parolled and I feel like chasing someone that really pisses me off down the street with a fireaxe right about now.
by C-can February 11, 2004
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Video Game Term. Stupid bitches who suck at videogames who keep using the same move over and over again, rendering the person their fighting to guard constantly until their health reaches zero. If your pro at a game, try side stepping or countering when your bitch as friend is spamming.
Spammer Asswhole: Yea take that and that.
Guy with Skillz: Stop spamming motha fucka
Spammer Asswhole: Nope just bend over and take it.
Guy with Skillz: *SIde Steps* Gotcha now bitch. Your about to get fucked!
Spammer Asswhole: NOOOOOO BIATCH!
Game Announcer: Player 2 Wins... Player 1 SUcks ass spammer bitch!
by Dicktionary.Mcl March 31, 2009
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Quite possibly one of the lowest forms of life around. Fills the email boxes of people with offers for increasing the size of male genitila, mortgage refinacing, credit, links to pages displaying every kind of sexual act known to humans, and among other things, pills.
I know someone who was in the hospital for a week last year, when he got home there was over 2000 spam messages in his inbox.
by jesster79 March 12, 2004
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