Spammeritus 

(n) - Condition of physiological paralysis that starts at the fingers and spreads throughout the rest of the body. It occurs in individuals who spam too much. The mind of a Spammeritus patient can only focus on spamming and can no longer do anything else besides breathe, eat and possibly talk. The only cure to Spammeritus is to wait until the mind can begin to function properly again.

DJ used Samus' cannon way too much and caught a very severe case of spammeritus.

Spammeritus by Whitem@il August 23, 2011

Summeritus 

A psychological disorder that can set in shortly after school is ended for the year. Symptoms can include boredom, lack of creativity, lack of energy, lack of effort, insomnia, and general physical laziness. If left untreated, some of the more severe side-effects can include paleness of the skin, obesity, and living in your mother's basement the rest of your life.

I was going to go running this morning, but school got out only a week ago and I just decided to sleep in. When I got up I didn't even shower and just sat on the computer for 5 hours straight. I must be contracting Summeritus!

Summeritus by Mark7991 June 16, 2010

spammertising 

The act of using spam to advertise.

We used spammertising to reach 27,000 un-knowing potential lawsuits, er, customers.

spammertising by JustinMacReRe April 18, 2013