Shakank

(noun) Sh-ah-kank - a person with subnormal intelligence. Any person that is a mental deficient person, or someone who acts in a self-defeating or significantly counterproductive way.

(verb) Shakankary - doing something extremely dumb, or extremely counterproductive and extremely self-defeating.

"I will pick you up from the airport at 1pm"
"ok Steve! Great, see you then"
1pm comes and goes
"Hey Steve, I thought you were going to pick me up at the airport at 1pm, it's now 3pm"
"oh yah, I backed out of my garage and ran over the dog and forgot to call you"
"you shakank!"

by Mocha Status August 30, 2010

spadankle

an eager man who drives to go in for the kill but shamefully gets turned down and has to eat a black mans dirty anus out . spadankle

sorry i would but you spadankled your shot. . .

by Spanky Kung-fu Grip69 December 2, 2011

Spadankle

A car that still has both headlights on, but one headlight is significantly dimmed. This is another variation of the pedittle game, where you yell it first and smack the roof of the car.

Spadankle!!!!!

by AmiOhMy June 5, 2018

Spadanky

A way to say cool if you just nutted to Brittney spears while wearing a speedo and a squidward hat

"Hey Jim guess what I just Spadanked" "damn" "thats spadanky"

by BeckFestBOI December 12, 2018

Spadanko

A cop 69. When two police vehicles are parked beside each other with the driver's sides facing in.

Watch your speed. There's a spadanko up ahead.

by swimoy November 9, 2021

spalanking

Acting on impulse and regretting it much later or do something stupid without hesitation while you’re half asleep

Past tense splanked

I felt spalanking so I kissed him
I was sleeping and felt spalanking so I dmed her

by Hearts_4_mari November 20, 2023

spalanking

The act of doing something possibly stupid In the moment without thinking of the consequences until later on

Just be spalanking and do if ,this might be the only opportunity you could ever get to kiss her.

I spalanked and texted him

by Hearts_4_mari May 26, 2024