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bradley, spaff on my tits! said lisa
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Spaffically

Adverb; in a manner pertaining to sudden and violent ejaculation.
Lucy spaffically threw her work book against the wall, and rejoiced as it was shot to pieces by autonomous gun-turrets.

Unable to contain her pathological need for deception, Alice spaffically blurted out lie after lie, regardless of how unconvincing her statements were.

Sheriff John, holding the lifeless exoskeleton of his cyborg deputy, spaffically screamed at the sky as to why fate had stripped him of his colleague, life partner, and masseur.
by JankZappa December 31, 2021
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To wake up in the morning with a huge amount of Facebook notifications and finding out that one person has 'liked' every comment you made the previous day.
I have just been Spaffed
I am getting a Spaffing as we speak
by Jelly Pumpernickel October 4, 2012
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Scaffy

noun
pl Scaffies
A Refuse Collector.
In Scotland (esp Fife and Lothians); a roadsweeper or a person who would push a two-dustbin barrow and use a broom and shovel to clear rubbish and shite off the thoroughfares.

Scaffies also used to rule their patch with a firm hands on misbehaving youths. Now the Community Police have assumed full responsibility for what was the scaffy's unofficial job - kicking litter louts' arses.
Some years ago, before modern titles like ‘hygiene consultants or pathway technicians’ for street cleaners, the cleanliness of Scotland's streets was in the very capable hands of ‘scaffies’ – the country's formidable road sweepers."

"Jist chuck it doon there, pal. The scaffy'll get it in the mornin'"

"The scaffy will kick yer erse if he sees ya droapping' that. Gonnae better pit it in the bin"
by Piemanius October 12, 2008
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spiffy

Rocking a suit and tie (or other nice outfit with a tie such as with jeans and a vest and tie or khakis with shirt and tie) for an occasion or for no reason
*Matt, in a suit and tie
Random Girl: Wow! You look real spiffy! Whats the occasion?
Matt: No reason. Just woke up and felt like putting on a suit and tie after listening to suit and tie.
by Random user May 3, 2017
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spiffy

your lookin' real spiffy today(:
by &roni; hollaaa(: April 12, 2009
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lookin spiffy

When someone's clothes look very nice; the person looks handsome/pretty/beautiful; a person is well-dressed; its a compliment

Applies to men and women when wearing semi-formal clothing i.e. collared shirt, tie, dress pants and shoes for guys or heels, skirt, and blouse for girls
*A girl is walking buy wearing nice shoes, a black skirt, and a blouse, possibly for a formal event*
Boy:Hey, you're lookin spiffy!
Girl: Thanks!
*Boy and Girl continue walking in opposite directions*
by pier-sea bass-tea-awning April 16, 2011
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