sonband

As son of an aging, only mother, he replaces the social and support functions of the departed husband, i.e. his dad. It involves listening to gossip from the beauty parlor, bridge club, and investment club about other people kids, who is sick, and who has died. It also includes requests to “fix” any technological device she has (computer, printer, smartphone - usually not broken, just misunderstood) as well as performing other routine chores around the house, e.g. replacing light bulbs and vent filter, mowing the yard, etc.

Sonbands quickly learn why their dad’s played so much golf late in life.

by Bambamnoke May 23, 2017

Sockboy

Politically correct way of implying some sort of retardation,

Lights are on but nobody is home.
Not the full bottle.
Sockboy, not the full pair.

The sockboy needs to shut up, and put his gimp mask back on.

by Barry McKenzie August 29, 2018

Sonbolism

A religion where you worship Sonbol the son of Zina and Jaa’far.

Join the Sonbolism

by Sonbolisthebest February 6, 2018

Sonbing

When one cries so hard because of feels that one can't type correctly

Kat got so emotional about a band that she started sonbing.

by Wafflely_Toto October 9, 2013

Sonbasket

Basked is korzina in Russian.

Syna-korzina, or synochka-korzinochka (literally son-basket) is a slightly mocking term wich means a weak willed and passive person that has been shielded all his life from everything either by his parents or by his mother if he has no father.

A: Bernd is such a sonbasket!
B:Yeah. Such cases.

by Bernadette_Lauert October 12, 2023

sockbutt

Another word for a prolapsed anus.

If you pull your penis out of your partner's asshole too fast, you may give him sockbutt!

by Tardosaurus July 8, 2010

sonbitch

quick term for son of a bitch traditionally used by southerners or hillbillies

john you stupid sonbitch get the hell over here

by smashthatbdow February 26, 2010