Sobsterbate

To masturbate while wallowing in self-pity.
To masturbate while crying.

Can't get ahold of Mike? His girlfriend just dumped him, I'll bet he's home sobsterbating.

by Annie July 1, 2005

SBSDD

Same bullshit different day.

SBSDD Same bullshit different day.

by Taylorchef March 16, 2009

SOBS

sick of being sad

i am SOBS today.=

by Paige Rama June 2, 2009

SOSDN

Same Old Shit, Different Name

Communist or Progressive, SOSDN.

by RogerRabbid March 9, 2010

sousdalhb

Suck... off.. ur...small.... dog .....and....lick....his .....bum

Sousdalhb faggot

by The Crackerd April 26, 2019

Sobsterbaiting

The rare occurrence when while buffing the banana, you’re suddenly overcome with emotions that you begin to cry.

Tim! Stop sobsterbaiting about the chick that ghosted you; SHE HAS BRACES!

by The Bearded Fatness August 12, 2019

SOBSOBSOBSOSBSOBS

OSBSOSBSOSBOSBSOBSOSBSOSB
SOSNSOSBSOBSO
SOSBSOSOBSOBSOSVSOSBHSBSJDODBVDIFND

person 1: SOBSOBSOBSOSBSOBS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
person 2: dude are you ok

by Chia :) October 14, 2020