wet smirch

A wet smirch is when someone is put in a world of pain. No one ever wants to be in wet smirch.

Donald trump put Hilary Clinton into wet smirch. 9/10 people have experienced wet smirch.

by max rodgers January 24, 2017

smarm alarm

An instinct born of experience that tells you an insincere and ingratiating person is approaching.

Wow, I think Melania must have either ignored or totally disconnected her smarm alarm on the day she met the Orange One!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 18, 2020

Smarmy

The Smarmy is the Stream Raiders army of Twitch streamer SmallAntMom. Short for Smom army.

Smallaunt: THE SMARMY ONLY HAS 100 UNITS, GET TO THE BATTLEFIELD!

Chatters: Got it!

by vanessad6379 January 20, 2022

smirkoo

When the mungoo chungoos the tanadagoo and then he triple quadsects the The referendom bisects the interlude of the trisector which in turns gives an output quadrilateral trisecting the already trisected bisector and the root of the exponent trisects and is mirrored and transversed across the coordingate plain in turn making the Mara Ganera Sauce.

That dude is like a smirkoo

by This and a that February 20, 2021

smarmypants

Like a smartypants, but smarmy.

That moron is such a Mr. Smarmypants.

by S. Machan September 25, 2002

Smimble

The epitome of awesomeness.

E.g. That girl Kim is smimble.

by Televisionmicrowave October 24, 2011

Smiminal

A smooth criminal.
This is as ascended as a fella can get.
He doesn't slip up. He doesn't miss a beat.
When you're around a smiminal, be sure that miscellaneous happenings are in your future.
His QPUs are aligned. His sprites are cranberry. His palms are sweaty, his knees weak, his arms heavy, mom's spaghetti.

This is a man that can, and will, get away with no end of poppycock, piffle, hogwash, malarkey, balderdash, codswallop and shenanigans before the day is out.

-You ever wish you could go back in time and say that thing you thought of just now, but when it was relevant?
-All the time, man. If I could think that fast I'd be the smoothest smiminal on the block.

by God is dead and we killed him May 8, 2019