smirf taco

1. found between smirfettes thighs
2. a word people look up on urban dictionary when extremely bored, congratulations, your world is an empty and fucked up one.

Why's your face blue?
I ate a smirf taco

by bluemangroup April 19, 2009

choke a smirf

When you masturbate while having blue balls to try to take away the pain.

Dude, last night she totally gave me blue balls so I went home and tried to choke a smirf

by Cody Currin August 5, 2008

Rainbow Smirf

The biggest gang of the coolest people you will ever meet. Very hard to get into, but there should be a rep. in your area.

Man! Look at that cool group of people, they must be Rainbow Smirfs!

by Rocky 5 March 25, 2009

Smire

To eat something. Preferably an edible element, such as food, or more precisely, a piece of chicken.

I smired that chicken so hard.

by PeteZahHutt February 3, 2013

coprophagous smirk

This is a nonsubtle smile that indicates the maker has a joyous secrt: a shit-eating grin

Jack finally got laid and went around all of the next day with a coprophagous smirk on his face.

by eViL pOp TaRt July 30, 2011

smiffy

a small penis with ginger pubes which gay people prefer to a big penis

i have a smiffy and joel dennis likes to suck on it

by Poo Eater February 21, 2005

smirktastic

1. A word fangirls use to describe Eli Goldsworthy of the Canadian teen drama Degrassi: The Next Generation.

2. Someone who smirks.

Loverofeli: OMG ELI IS SO SMIRKTASTIC
Artsygirl9: YES

by Loverofeli August 17, 2010