smells like cow ass

A childlike and less offensive way of suggesting that something might be bullshit.

Oh Dad, that totally smells like cow ass!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 11, 2019

smells like foot & ass

Disgustingly rank.

Dude, you smell like foot & ass. Take a damn shower!

by RavenX May 13, 2003

smells like the ass of an ass

used to explain a horrible smell surpassing the smell of Dane cook's ass

dude:bro macy threw up!

bro:i know dude it smells like the ass of an ass

by ohshitt99 January 17, 2011

Ass smells like Foldgers

1)If you are partaking in a coffee enema and you leave said product in too long, your ass will smell like coffee grounds.

2) Over hearing someone say "crass and vulgar" and thinking they said "Ass smells like foldgers".

Kate: Mmmmm, did someone make same coffee?
Arturro: No, Reese is suffering from a botched coffee enema.
Kate: Well, his ass smells like foldgers.
Arturro: I can make some coffee if you want?
Kate: Umm no!

Reese: Oooo! I want some!

by FakeAorta August 7, 2012

Smells like the inside of an ass hole

The worse smell imaginable because in an ass hole there is a lot of shit and fart concentrated and confined to a very small place.

What is that smell? It smells like the inside of an ass hole.

by The Fury 13 November 21, 2010