The bump that sticks out when you sit while wearing a zip-up sweatshirt.
...Everybody's got them, but nobody wants them...
...Everybody's got them, but nobody wants them...
I shouldn't have worn my new zip-up hoodie today. I had to hide my sweatshirt boner every time I sat down.
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The back row in a theater, sports arena, or church. Since they're often dark and secluded, they're theoretically the best place to get a handjob, without being seen by some fuckwipe.
Joe: Duuuuuuude we should've gotten our tickets way sooner- we're stuck in the back row.
Bob: Ha says you - me and my girl always wanted handjob seats.
Joe: Oh yeah? I'm gonna sit in the third row. Whatever seat I sit in is the handjob seat.
Bob: Ha says you - me and my girl always wanted handjob seats.
Joe: Oh yeah? I'm gonna sit in the third row. Whatever seat I sit in is the handjob seat.
by Fedora Jack March 26, 2016
Get the Handjob Seats mug.Taco Sweats refers the sweating, overheating, nausea and ultimately diarrhea incurred by consuming an amount of Taco Bell.
by Zuzzy Foeller February 6, 2014
Get the Taco sweats mug.When someone needs to take a dump so bad that they start sweating. Sometimes happens in the middle of a big city with no bathrooms in sight.
"Rob is in rough shape. He's got the Pittsburgh sweats and the nearest bathroom is 2 blocks from here. He might not make it."
by Greg Fratt September 16, 2013
Get the pittsburgh sweats mug.The act of being fat and sweating profusely without any sort of exertion/and or just thinking about hard work, or food.
Junior started getting fat sweats while sitting on his fat ass, thinking about how to deep throat a corn dog.
by NickyLee October 20, 2011
Get the Fat Sweats mug.When a female's genitalia become moist or wet due to sexual arousal, she has the loin sweats.
Perspiration of the female genitalia due to arousal.
Perspiration of the female genitalia due to arousal.
by swolcken August 14, 2011
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