slovenian love makin

Two men - on all fours and facing in opposite directions - fucking each other doggy style at the same time. This act requires a double jointed meat shaft

Driving home from work the other night I caught Rick and Tony with my high beams out in the cornfield slovenian love makin....take that shit indoors you two crazy kids

by Her Majesty Acidic Piss'odor May 8, 2011

slovenian children

Children which don't have a clue WTF zero9ine is talking about.

Zero9ine: Children of Slovenia often employed for manual labor to manufacture cheap house-hold white goods and sausages, blah blah blah...

Slovenian children: ?!??!?!?! WTF?! OMFG! WTF?!?!....
LOL?!??!11... ?? DORK?!?!?
WTF?!?! OMG, STFU NOOB, OMFG!!! WTF?!?!?

by Slovenian children September 19, 2004

slovenian sex machine

Now this ones goes back generations. A Slovenian Sex Machine is a middle aged man (preferably Hispanic) who adopts a lifestyle of sleeping with Slovenian mothers and then grilling their Slovenian children for a quick midnight feast. Those who attempt this ritual should do it at night time to stop the detection of the the Daddy’s

Daddy: Shamima, why is there smoke coming from the garden?

Shamima: I don’t know let me check...

*sees their two healthy Slovenian children on a medium heat above a fire on a spit. They appear to be medium rare, just the way Daddy likes it*

Shamima: DAMMIT!! It was my Slovenian Sex Machine again!! CURSE YOUUUUU

by BigButchLesbo March 22, 2019

slovenian children

Children of Slovenia often employed for manual labor to manufacture cheap house-hold white goods and sausages.

Once the sausages are produced they more than likely become the sausages.

Dan: "Where did you get that washing machine.. its making a lot of noise, looks kinda cheap too?"

Jan: "I bought it from K-Mart.. Its made in Slovenia, by the Slovenian Children"

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Jan: "These sausages taste wierd.."

Dan: "What do you expect, they are made by the Slovenian Children, and once they've produced the sausages they climb into the machine and get mashed up into the sausages"

by zero9ine July 18, 2004

Slovenian Triangle

When 3 Slovenian men, have anal sex with each other.

Pak0, Hector and im da best are having a Slovenian Triangle.

by matamanthemaster March 17, 2018

Slovenian diving board

The act of pouring moldy milk on someone’s chest so it trickles down and the chunks drip of the penis.

Connor:“I gave paul a Slovenian diving board!”
Fred:”yo no way me too!”

by PaulieDonaldson April 8, 2024

Slovenian Haircut

When a male ejaculates on two lesbian women scissoring who haven't shaved in a long time.

I wanted to give my 2 girlfriends a Slovenian Haircut.

by BananaPepper0348 April 14, 2024