Sloop

The Past Tense Of Sleep

I Had A Good Sloop Last Night

by The Thot Destroyer May 28, 2018

sloop

A vagina that hangs open freely.

With all the guys you have banged, I bet your sloop cant even hold back a piss anymore.

by Adam Harigast February 2, 2005

Sloop

Sloop is a more quirkier manner of suggesting one is in an excessive need of sleep but is present in a gathering of friends, and so, painfully refrains oneself from passing out at any given moment because of the lack of sleep, and proceeds to joke around, telling people he/she needs to “sloop” laughs, and ones friends join him/her with laughter, but we all know that one never sleeps, therefore sloops.

“Dude, I want to sloop. Hahaha just kidding, you guys are my only friends, I’m not gonna go sleep and miss this sweet sweet socialising. I could die of sleep deprivation, nah, just kidding AGAIN”

by Dogue Williams November 30, 2019

sloop

The act of somebody falling asleep on the toilet during or after defecation.

Dick: Ah man he got so trashed the he slooped at the party.
Jane: Ah man, thats hilarious.

Or

Historical reference: Elvis was slooping when he died.

by The Sloop Master April 21, 2010

Sloop

THE PAST TENSE OF SLEEP

I HAVE NOT SLOOP IN WEEKS

by PICKLE CHIN 69 May 8, 2019

sloop

a stoop that slopes down on an angle providing space for seating

Daniel sat on the sloop because there was no available seating.

by Halimah Harden May 27, 2008

Sloop

An indescribably rancid, thin sludge like material. Smells foul and is found in certain locations such as: Under the fridge, in the drain, in tubby kid's 'pits, and 7 day old coffee.

Do not eat the sloop.

Eugh, I found some sloop in my locker. I'm gonna order some HAZMAT people or something.

by Crunch Demon March 23, 2010