A Slampig has pretty much summed up by the many definitions before this one. A slampig is a dirty whore who is good for only one thing...fucking. She is a piece of meat, no matter how big or small, no matter how ugly or hot. Bottom line...You fuck her and get the fuck out (but not before nutting somewhere on her body, preferably face).
A slampig can be identified by two whistles blown into a bottle pre or post ceding the word "Slampig!"
A slampig can be identified by two whistles blown into a bottle pre or post ceding the word "Slampig!"
In a bar and two whore-ish dressed girls (possibly know sluts) walk past a group of guys. One guy blows two whistles into is Bud Light bottle and immediately follows with, "Slampigs!" The group of guys laugh hysterically.
by Jason Weibert June 17, 2007
Get the slampigmug. by Neezy Baby January 20, 2009
Get the slampigmug. There are 4 Principles to being a SlamPig – In order of importance to the definition
1. Overweight to the point of having Fat Roll’s (plural)
2. Easy (slut) to the point of selling herself for cheap goods, or free just because no one will trade anything
3. Having the reputation of No One admitting to, but everyone knowing who slept with them
4. Being used and discarded as easily as a mans Jizz Rag, Get what you want and leave it where it was used on the floor where it belongs
1. Overweight to the point of having Fat Roll’s (plural)
2. Easy (slut) to the point of selling herself for cheap goods, or free just because no one will trade anything
3. Having the reputation of No One admitting to, but everyone knowing who slept with them
4. Being used and discarded as easily as a mans Jizz Rag, Get what you want and leave it where it was used on the floor where it belongs
EX. a Slampig agrees to give oral for a 20 bag of weed, after the transactions takes place she asks for her payment for keeping her end of the agreement. She is told to fuck off, and then gets pissed and attacks, and the so called male at this point maces her in the face and leaves her on the ground screaming while a group of “friends” laugh at her in great enjoyment.
by Tonka Love July 29, 2008
Get the Slampigmug. A fat whore who could be half way decent looking, if she didn't get porked by every man in sight.
A prostitute who is morbidly obiece, but a man will still be willing to pay 50 bucks for a job from her extra padded extremities.
The fattest and ugliest girl who hangs out in a group of girls at least 4 in number, and has to have boat loads of sex to feel adequate.
The last resort for a horny male at a frat party.
A prostitute who is morbidly obiece, but a man will still be willing to pay 50 bucks for a job from her extra padded extremities.
The fattest and ugliest girl who hangs out in a group of girls at least 4 in number, and has to have boat loads of sex to feel adequate.
The last resort for a horny male at a frat party.
Dude Britney Spears is the such a slampig, maybe if she didn't get romped by every guy she would be do-able.
Man 1: Did you hear BONO paid 75$ to get a hand-job from the fat prostitute?
Man 2: No way did he slam her pig?
Man 1: Ya dude she was a dirty rotten slampig.
Guy 1: Hey man you see that group of girls over there?
Guy 2: The one with the ugly ass fat chick?
Guy 1: Yea she is a slampig in a group of babes.
Dude 1: Dude we were so drunk last night, I can't believe Shawn setteled for that fat bitch.
Dude 2: Ya im pretty sure she was 100% slampig, quite even possible that she was born one.
Man 1: Did you hear BONO paid 75$ to get a hand-job from the fat prostitute?
Man 2: No way did he slam her pig?
Man 1: Ya dude she was a dirty rotten slampig.
Guy 1: Hey man you see that group of girls over there?
Guy 2: The one with the ugly ass fat chick?
Guy 1: Yea she is a slampig in a group of babes.
Dude 1: Dude we were so drunk last night, I can't believe Shawn setteled for that fat bitch.
Dude 2: Ya im pretty sure she was 100% slampig, quite even possible that she was born one.
by tomatobrownclown123 January 8, 2010
Get the Slampigmug. by Douglas B. June 9, 2005
Get the Slampigmug. by Frank Grissom March 11, 2005
Get the slampigmug. 1 part goldschlagger, 1 part Kahlua, 1 part Baileys, 1 part peppermint schnapps.
Pays tribute to a true Slampig. This drink tastes great when you're drunk, but you always regret it in the morning.
Pays tribute to a true Slampig. This drink tastes great when you're drunk, but you always regret it in the morning.
by Oscar Bones August 20, 2010
Get the Slampigmug.