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hurt and skurt

when someone is hit by a car that then proceeds to simply drive away without taking responsibility in a lame attempt to escape punishment; synonymous with “hit and run” but much more cash-money, also bonus points for the rhyme
Abbie: My girl Lauren was recently a victim of a hurt and skurt.

Miranda: Damn that’s cold.
by Bheadacp April 17, 2021
mugGet the hurt and skurtmug.

skurt reynolds

"Skurt" Reynolds is a fairly common parody name of the actor BURT Reynolds. It is usually used as a "gamertag" by overweight mouthbreathing guys eating ramen noodles or hot pockets in their families while doing nothing productive with their lives.
This guy changed his online gamertag from Shadelz126 to Skurt Reynolds126.
by Bpacha77511 January 5, 2018
mugGet the skurt reynoldsmug.

skurt reynolds

by Trey skrrrrrt January 5, 2018
mugGet the skurt reynoldsmug.

Skeet-N-Skurt

The act of being involved in a sexual activity and jizzing in the female's face, then promptly leaving the premises without speaking a word.
Yeah, we met up and she looked nothing like her tinder pics. But she begged me to give me Becky. So, I had to pull a Skeet-N-Skurt.
by OOSHY MAMA August 28, 2017
mugGet the Skeet-N-Skurtmug.

Skurt

A stupid ass nazi frog from Sweden who likes to suck his führers dick all night long!
Some Nazi: -Heil Hitler!

A good motherfucker: -Shut yo ass up you skurt nazi lookin ass!
by Ankifa June 5, 2018
mugGet the Skurtmug.

Skurt

Aiden Duglus Smif
Skurt can Suck My DIck
by SkurtIsABitch January 15, 2021
mugGet the Skurtmug.

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