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Skeety Gonzales

1. Any Hispanic/Latino male that skeets a lot or skeets very fast. If they skeet fast they are also an Early Skeeter. Also any Mexican Mouse that skeets a lot.

2. Skeety Gonzales was a famous Mexican Mouse that lived in the 60s and 70s and could possibly still be alive. Skeety Gonzales was the apprentice of the great Skeet Magee, the most famous Skeeter of all time. Skeety Gonzales crossed paths with Skeet Magee in 1968 and saw all the good Skeet Magee was doing and Magee taught Gonzalez the way of ejaculating in public to promote peace and ease racial tensions. Skeety did his part by easing species tensions between all animals. Skeety was just a small mouse but he sure could skeet. He would always make sure to masturbate in public at least 5 times a day. Skeety could also run really fast, his brother was the famous mouse speedy gonzales. Skeety Gonzales' most famous stunt was getting every female mouse in town pregnant and covering them with skeet juice (this could attribute to all the female mice in town turning white). Skeety was last seen in the late 70s, a decade after Skeet Magee disappeared. He repeated Magees famous last words, but in Spanish: "Vine, vi, yo skeeted, yo espero que usted haga lo mismo." (Skeety spoke very poor spanish at this time.)
Skeety's major traits are his ability to run extremely fast, and his comedic Mexican accent. He usually wears an oversized yellow sombrero, a white shirt and trousers, and a red ascot. His Brother is Speedy gonzales.

Bob: "Dude that one male mouse that I have got all the females pregnant!!!"
Dave: "How many females were there?"
Bob: "59!!!, and he turned all of em skeet white"
Dave: "Damn, Youve got urself a regular Skeety Gonzales!!!"
by David Skeet Jr. April 21, 2008
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Skeety

Adjective -- used to describe a girl who tends to engage in sexual intercourse and/or other physical acts without discretion or regret.
"That bitch is skeety."
"Yeah, but she sure gives some damn good skeet."
by T Unit September 22, 2005
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to have a hidden agenda when it comes to finding out information but not wanting to be obvious about it.
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skeetchy

Variant of sketchy. Extreme sketchiness.

1. Deviating a great deal from what is ordinary, usual, or expected; notably strange or especially peculiar.

2. Remote; out-of-the-way.
1. The man in the shadows with the axe waiting near the docks was quite skeetchy.

2. We found the knife shop in a skeetchy corner of town.
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shady and not to be trusted. either in business dealings, or on a personal level.
1. i bought my cell phone at some skeechy store in china town

2. yo girl why you run with those skeechy guys. they shifty eyed
by little_miss October 1, 2006
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