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SIMP

A person who loves a particular person and would do anything to get their appreciation, affection and attention. Ie; Buying a house, a car, jewelry, or giving her a money without actually dating the person.
W: can you buy me a house?
Ibp: sure anything for you (:
W: you’re a nice friend
Cupcake: SIMP!
by Lox10946 December 3, 2020
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SIMP

A SIMP is a person that worships the opposite gender, usualy being a guy worshipping a woman, to get their attention and love and calling them stuff like "queen" or "princess" etc. by doing almost anything, most of the time donating a large amount of money.
sidenote: a SIMP is not persone in a relationship, a guy having a girlfriend does not mean he is worshipping her which means he is not a simp.
friend1: hey wassup "friend2", sorry i couldnt call you yesterday i was watching this streamer and i donated her 500 dollars and SHE SAID MY NAME!!!!!!!
friend2: you are a SIMP
by The next Einstein June 20, 2020
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SIMP

a dude gettin played 4 his chips by female and /or lets her

walk all ova cuz his sprung off da pussy.

a nigga gettin pimped by bitch .
dat simp ass succer you C n da club tryna fight ova a broad

dat dont wanna be wit him.
by MAC^ MAC^ October 5, 2006
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SIMP

-A person who fronts in front of his boys that he's not pussy whipped, but when he's with his girl, he drops the homies and hang out with his girl all day... Buying her everything, dissing the homies when they call, cupcaking all day, and just not doing anything but being with his girl.
Man that dude Bora Chom is the biggest Simp in simp history, never picking up his call and dissing his homies.
by Rigoberto Nazariya May 5, 2011
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SIMP

A guy who puts themselves in a submissive position in order to get with a girl.
by BrOcK iS a SiMp May 28, 2020
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SIMP

SIMP stands for The Slovakian Independence Movement Party, because nobody needs Czechoslovakia, only Slovakia
Us Slovaks are real SIMPs alright. For God and Country we fight like SIMPs.
by Hlinka Guard June 25, 2020
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SIMP

A popular song from the 2000's TV show, Phineas and Ferb, Outlinign that fact that Their sister, Candace has squrriels in her pants
Person 1: OMG She has SIMP
Person 2: I feel so bad for her
by schwulermann1234 April 19, 2022
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