SHS

The act of Sweaty hand strokage. One may have a hand fetish and my take it out on a helpless german boy. Anyone partaking in SHS is a sick freak.

Lars screamed but it was no use, Rebeca was getting her SHS, and she didnt care who she hurt in the process.

by Travy Dickson September 19, 2008

SHS

A place of torture located in yorkshire

“Our relationship is worse than SHS..”

by Pompai June 20, 2021

SHS

Second Hand Suicide (Someone that wants with every fiber of their being to die. But not willing to leave those around them with the pain or hurt that comes with it.) ~c.s.

That guy over there seems down. Makes alot of dark jokes at them self should we be worried? Yeah but he tells me he's SHS cause he couldn't do that to his family and friends.

by Svederus August 22, 2022

SHS Marching Band of 2022

Used to describe a group of people who work hard on a project and end up having a fantastic result, Like the Stevenson High School Marching Band of 2022

Mr.Hiebert: Wow Honor Band you guys are almost as good as The SHS Marching Band of 2022
Shrenik and Keith: Mr.Hiebert is right we’re almost as good as them but nothing can compare to the sheer dedication and hard work of The SHS Marching Band of 2022
Caleb: Man, I wish I was in The SHS Marching Band of 2022
Baby born in 2022: That Marching Band was so good my first words were “WOW I WANNA JOIN MARCHING BAND:

by NOT Mr.Hiebert September 3, 2022

SHS 8F

A bunch of retards who mess a round alpha males Charlie Bradley Billy fowler and tom Firth. They also are gay rapists

Look at that SHS 8F

by Not Ellis or tom June 15, 2018

Swollen Head Syndrome (SHS)

An affliction that ails men entering middle age, usually evidenced by a swollen head that was not present in their teens or twenties. As best can be determined, SHS is caused by a lifetime of a diet high in animal fats and high sodium intake.

After watching William Shatner in "Star Trek" and John Travolta in "Welcome Back Kotter," then again seeing them both over twenty years later in "Boston Legal" and "Pulp Fiction," it was clear that both venerable actors suffered from Swollen Head Syndrome (SHS).

by ZonaCat Hansen June 28, 2008

Mackay Northern Beaches SHS

Mackay Northern Beaches is a school that supports the usage of satan and is the exact definition of a hell hole. Staff in the High School despises the usage of socks that have the colour black, any colour that is not navy blue, white, or grey since they are rasist and people who wear these wrong colour gets an instant detention. The people who work or goes to the school doesn't comply the same sex dating and says leave room for jesus if they see anyone holding or hugging thats the same sex. The best thing about the school and what they do is the fact that they actually let you go home.

"Hey do you go to Mackay Northern Beaches SHS?" "yeah they made me straight haha"

by Kyle Nope October 2, 2021