Shrimp dick

An asshole who doesn't laugh when you tell your friends to point and laugh at his shrimp dick is most likely not laughing because he really does have a shrimp dick.

That guy really does have a shrimp dick no wonder he's a masturliker!

by Solid Mantis July 13, 2018

shrimp dick

DJ Schmidt

hahahha look at djs shrimp dick

by Matt April 21, 2004

Shrimp Dick

That smell when you’ve masturbated 9 times this week and haven’t showered at all.

Shrimp dick’s gettin bad. I gotta take a shower tomorrow

by Cereal_is_Soup August 06, 2020

Shrimp Dick

Jesse Guzman

Jesse Guzman Try To Play A Girl And Got Played And They Found Out He Had A Shrimps Dick Shrimp Dick

by Shrimp dick March 04, 2016

Shrimp dick

When ur dick is to small to beet thy meat

Damn he has a shrimp dick he can stick his dick in a macaroni noodle

by Big shrimpin October 15, 2019

Shrimp dick

The kind of dick a masturliker has.

The guy keeps trying to show her his shrimp dick and she doesn't find that funny at all anymore.

by Solid Mantis July 13, 2018

shrimp dick

a size of a man's dick normally reserved for young adults of current generation and especially those that either
1. Support Democrats regardless of corruption and sexual deviancy

2. Blindly believe anything on Twitter
3. Willing to beg for attention even if it means simping to groups like ANTIFA and BLM

Bystander: Look at that dear, that BLM supporter is sexually assaulting the high school cheerleaders
Bystander #2 (his wife): Well... that proves that people like him has a shrimp dick with pride whatsoever

by Sgt. Bilby October 10, 2021