Shovel

Shovel "Sovok" (Совок) is a pejorative name of Soviet Union.

"The text at the top reads "Werewolf of Soviet Union" ("Shovel")."
Russian criminal tatoo encyclopedia. Volume III. UK.

by Bitzi September 25, 2010

shovel

Noun. The solution to any problem.

John: I am so going to get her back for this.
Jane: Okay, so here's the plan. We get a shovel...

by Princess Zeffie March 21, 2010

Shovel

An object commonly used to hit children when they are not following proper authority.

Billy, if you don't get out of the shed this instant, imma fuck up your face with this here shovel.

by n8tro64 June 30, 2009

Shovel

(noun) tool traditionally used for digging but also works well for shutting annoying people up.

(use 1)- We're putting in an inground pool, so I had to dig a really big hole with my shovel.
(use 2)- Harry just wouldn't stfu so I was forced to whack him in the face with my shovel.

by Rakeman June 6, 2005

Shovel

When one's face is deformed in an odd manner, giving the impression that they were hit in the face repeatedly with a shovel causing such a strange face shape or appearance.

Have you seen that girl with the crooked teeth and messed up jaw? And he nose like bends to the right a little?

Yeah, she looks like she was taken to her backyard and shoveled to the face a few times as a kid.

Yeah, she's definitely a shovel!

by c0dester July 20, 2011

shovel

A Man who eats alot of food and also this friends food if he gets the chance

Brad: Damn the foods filled me up....
Richard:Well I'll have that then....
Brad: Your such A shovel Richard

by Richard Collard August 15, 2008

Shovel

A weapons to defend against children

i just beat my kids with a shovel
cool

by TopHatCatWUT October 22, 2020