Snarted

When you sneeze and fart. This is a common bodily function which most often hurts.

Man, I just snarted.

by vmrose August 22, 2007

shit mate i just sharted

when your with your friend and you think you need to fart so you do and then you realise it wasn’t a fart and that you in fact have just shit all over yourself and your friend

friend: you alright mate?
you: yea man just need to fart *sharts*
you: ‘oh shit mate i just sharted’ :/

by ohshitm8ijistshartedddd November 18, 2019

sharted

when a man or woman thinks they are gonna release a quiet fluffy little toot and BAM! a loud wet sound followed by a big juicy pile of shit in your favorite underware. FUCK! you just shit your pants!!

Gertrude: "Hey Kayla, I think there was just a terrorist attack!"
Kayla: "No, I sharted."
Gertrude: "Oh ok."

by Brier and Justine June 21, 2006

Lipsed it, sharted & darted

On a Night out, The process following a hesitant attempt to get a potential partner back to your house or hotel room to engage in a meaningless form of intimacy. After the initial Kiss or Contact with the third party, the feeling of insecurity, self doubt & seemingly low self esteem kicks in instilling panic resulting in a prompt departure from the situation.

"I've just see Nathan pull a bird in Waikiki, but he Lipsed it, sharted & darted"

by Hashtagfatlad July 31, 2017

Sharted

accidental pooping when sqeezing a fart out - to shit and fart at the same time.

'aye man - I was waiting on the bus and was dying on a shit- I thought I could squeeze out a sneaky fart - oh man a' pure sharted myself! Stinkin'!

by Tyny January 14, 2009

Snarted

Snarting is the involuntary act of sneezing and farting at the same time. The eligible criteria for meating the snarted definition is as follows:

1. The force of the fart must be equal to the sneeze, anything less is simply a snuff (a sneeze and a fluff)
2. The force of the fart must at least bring a tear to the eye, in extreme cases minor damage maybe caused to the anus.

The follow through of the fart does not qualify; this is known a sniting.

Andy sneezed and farted with such force that a tear ran down his cheek and his buttocks, he snarted

by Be4no February 23, 2015

sharted

when you try to fart, but, accidently, you make an ass out of yourself and shit in your pants

Gary: dude, what the fuck is that smell........OHHH no way dude, you just SHARTED!!!!!!!!!

by but lick April 11, 2005