Shmeat 

Meat or meat products produced by factory farming, CAFOs, or other unethical practices.

Combines "shit" and "meat".

Bro 1: Wanna hit up that Micky D's?
Bro 2: Hells no, I don't eat those shmeat burgers man!
Bro 1: So what you eat, bro?
Bro 2: I get certified human meat, man. Then I cook it myself.
Bro 1: Word.

Shmeat by noshmeat January 26, 2011

shmeat 

fake meat ; vegetable protean made to taste like meat. short for "shit for meat". also, shicken, sham, etc

we are having shmeat for dinner.

shmeat by doctor-dark May 16, 2014

Shmeat 

Shmeat (adj)- describing an item (a thing). Example: “that shmeat over there” or “did you do that shmeat that we were supposed to do for homework?”

Shmeated (adj)- a person who is either drunk or high (not sober). Example: “I am shmeated right now” or “I just want to get shmeated”

That shmeat is fire bro.

I’m so shmeated I can’t even talk to you right now.

Shmeat by staphinfection101 April 19, 2019

Shmeat 

Small penis or dick, also reffering to any person or anything. It can be used for anything anyone and anything can be a shmeat

Damn you got a shmeat.

You are such a shmeater shut up you shmeat.

Shmeat shut the fuck up you got a shmeater.

Shmeat by gaybutsex01 November 28, 2006

shmeat 

when you have a small meat, small penis

Damn i bet that asian gotta shmeat.

shmeat by jayrock April 26, 2005

Shmeat 

meat made from faeces.

The shmeat burger was delicious!

Shmeat by dend4u June 18, 2011

Shmeat 

A shortened version of the name of Shmeagle, from the Lord of The Rings. Someone acting ugly.

Ashley is shmeaty by falling asleep.

Shmeat by ShmeatSquad69 October 15, 2011