get shreked

like "get wrecked" but even better because it involves shrek.

*someone loses an argument*
*other person*: "get shreked!"

*someone gets burned*
*other person* : "get shreked!"

*reads definition of "get shreked"*
*person who wrote the definition*: "get shreked!*

by teeeaaaaaa August 31, 2021

Shewked and Bewked

This is a phrase coined by the painter, designer, artist ChipWhitehouse on Twitch. It began with being "shook," which turned into "shewk," which became "sheweked" and was then rhymed with a made-up word "bewked." Does it mean anything really? No. Is it very fun to say? Yes.

Get shewked and bewked by this Twitch raid.

by Fynnandrey June 12, 2018

Left Sharked

To have attention or recognition directed away from a person -- either intentionally or accidentally -- to such a degree that no one remembers that person (and in severe cases, could signal the end of that person's career).

This definition comes from the halftime show of Superbowl XLIX on February 1, 2015, when American singer Katy Perry's performance was overshadowed by a dancer dressed in a shark costume -- on her left side -- who appeared to forgot his choreography and danced differently than the other shark-dressed dancer on the right side.

That band tonight was totally left sharked by their opening act.

by broneeho February 4, 2015

Shreked

A combination of the words wrecked or decked and srewed. It is used when someone gets absolutely destroyed (reference to Patrick Willis from the 49ers shreking Brad Smith from the Jets".) due to there low level of physicality.
-Invented First By Vincent Watson

"Oh S*** did u just see tommy get absolutely shreked by Billy?!"

by JJBBJJ October 18, 2015

shreked

When you get 360 mlg nose scoped by the cheeky scrub from across the street. Usually results in a painful loss of dignity and life.

He got shreked while trying to do 320 backflip

by BobThe360N-Scoper May 12, 2016

Shreked

The post-experience of brutal anal sex leaving you butthurt but yet satisfied. Originated in the youtube video, "Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life."

Yo man I just got shreked and my butt hurts so much but it was so good

by Mr.Sarastic November 7, 2014

lazer sharked

Being high.

on anything.

the term was coined by a couple of guys high on weed though.

Dude, I'm so lazer sharked. I have no idea whats going on.

by Jaynik July 11, 2007