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Sharts McGee

some one who isn't afraid of farting loudly in a public place.
Shelby: What's that smell?
Courtney: It wasn't me
Bettina: For once it wasn't Sharts McGee!
by Sloshsloshslosh May 10, 2009
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sharts-icle

an ice cream cone where someone/something has sharted inside of it.
"Hey mark, wanna go buy some sharts-icles at Dan's Market?"
by egc01 December 28, 2023
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Kingdom Sharts

When you are playing Kingdom Hearts and you rip a thicc shart out your asshole. Most commonly used when you hit a juul right after you lose it.
*epic backlip* Bro i just copped the phattest Kingdom Sharts last night, thicc man
by big boy man February 7, 2019
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chlorine sharts

After taking a load in your anal cavity after anal sex, and just when you think it is all out, you fart and a pleasant smelling white liquid lines your underpants.
I came so much last night in Jimmy's butt he chlorine sharts in my truck and stained my seat through his pants. Now my car smells like a pool.
by bowl of boners December 14, 2013
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bag of sharts

Me: Yo I just emitted a bag of sharts
Seana: Fuckin discusting

Mike: Really Dude
by ThatOneDud November 1, 2018
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Ample Sharts

Amplicity Sharts/Lots of Sharts/Bed Shits/Shitting The Bed
Amplicity had ample sharts.
by Sharting247 September 28, 2015
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three sharts to the wind

you are so blindly drunk you shart yourself, henceforth, you are now known as; three sharts to the wind.

Combination of 'shart' and 'three sheets to the wind'
Mr. Man: ...whats that smell?
Drunk man: sorry mate, I'm three sharts to the wind over here.
Mr. Man: ah.
by <Inset Witty Pseudonym> March 2, 2015
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