Wendy Sharpe

Wendy Sharpe, Richard Hale, is the most annoying incomplete form of a teacher. She comes into school with the biggest skid mark on her arse, and her hairline is as bad as her IQ. If you want a R.E. teacher who is in for only the money, you’ve found yourself a shit teacher.

Wendy Sharpe has the biggest skid mark ever on her arse.

by Voltage Likes Men May 10, 2019

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"

"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*

by Frauggu March 2, 2017

Scarper

Run away quickly from misdeed/minor felony.

Shit, it's the filth, lets scarper

by Carcer January 29, 2004

ava sharpe

Ava Sharpe is a character from the CW show DC's Legends of Tomorrow she is a very strong woman and clone from the future. She was the director of the time bureau before joining the legends, Rip Hunter is also finally dead. Powerful leader who is the biggest bottom for her girlfriend, Sara Lance, please she's an amazing lesbian how can we not love her; Stan Avalance for clear skin and gay happiness. I know she will make the best time mom ever for the seven children on the Waverider.

Ava Sharpe is the love of Sara Lance's life, as well as mine.

by shi,bi and ready to cri October 15, 2019

broken pencil sharpener

when someone breaks a pencil sharpener to get the blade so they can.... uh..... self harm-ony

Well, let me go get the broken pencil sharpener.

by lizzy44 November 2, 2020

Penis Sharpening

When low and middle level managers and supervisiors stand around and brag up various achevements and decisions that to any rational outside observer appear highly overrated at best and approaching fiascos at worst.

Geez Dennis and Jim have stood around all day penis sharpening about what they did during the blizzard.

by wittle buddy squarepants February 18, 2010

sharpen the beaver cleaver

to hurriedly masturbate in preparation for vaginal sex; for the expressed purpose of cleaving the beav

after a chilly swim i had to sharpen the beaver cleaver before giving your mom a screaming pelican, so as not to appear baby dicked

by kootermaniac April 2, 2004