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hand sanitizer

Soap that kills 99%-99.99% (depending on how bold the marketers are) of germs without using water. You'll usually find hand sanitizer in classrooms, offices, and stores.
I didn't use Purell's hand sanitizer since it only killed 99.9% of germs. It seems much safer to use CVS' generic hand sanitizer since it kills 99.99% of germs.
by The Lamp of Enlightenment November 25, 2009
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sanitational engineer

A janitor, or another job relating to cleaning, such as a garbage man.
I work at the school as a sanitational engineer.
by Jasper Cameron September 16, 2005
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Hand Sanitizer

Before the end times, you used to be able to buy hand sanitizer without taking out a loan.
by Not All Heroes Wear Drapes March 29, 2020
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Sandgater

Tailgaters at a beach basically. The people at the beach that bring enough crap to hand out an item to every single person at the beach. They bring so many electronics that they could use the power from them to run a small city for a week and the tent they have looks like a midget circus is performing on the beach and can be seen from four and a half miles away. The food they bring looks like a catering service has been hired and usually ends up mostly uneaten.
Jimmy: Look at that jackass sandgater; it looks like he robbed a damn Publix.

Neil: WTF Jimmy, your right, that sandgater looks like he's building a new town.
by MIAboi1221 June 18, 2009
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Santaferra

The worlds sneakiest mooch ever. Likes to befriend people based on their income and cigarette supply. You can usually spot them on break stalking their poor victims for their last cigarette. They will sometimes take on the burden of raising somebody elses child for the sole purpose of having an excuse for never having any money for drugs. If you ever want to get rid of a santaferra you must quit your job and stop smoking. Santaferra's are quite clever in the art of bullshitting and enjoy gay humor. Santaferra's enjoy rock music and will occasionally throw a decent game of darts. If you ever see a Santaferra it is already too late.
Person #1 - "Hey dude, can I bum a Stog?"
Person #2 - "Fuck off Santaferra"

Person #1 - "Man, Can you believe that guy? He just smoked my last cigarette then had the balls to ask to borrow a dollar"

Person #2 - "Was his name Santaferra?"

Person #1 - "Whoa. How'd you know?"

Person #2 - "Cause dude he just hit me up for my last dollar and cigarette"

Santaferra - "Hey does anybody have a cigarette for me?"

Potential Victim - "Why don't you smoke one out of the pack you're hiding in your truck ass-hole!?"
by Igotherpes@krockathon August 10, 2010
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Hand Sanitiser

Hand Sanitiser can be used in many ways. Some use it to w_nk and some wash hands.
Boy 1:Did you fail NNN?
Boy 2:Ye
Boy 1:Tell me, what lube did you use for such a sinful act
Boy 2:Hand Sanitiser
Boy 1:Does it burn
Boy 2: Yes
Boy 1:die
Boy 2: dies
by Claphead145 November 10, 2020
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Sanitizer slap

When your hand is covered with hand sanitizer and you slap someone in the face while screaming "SANITIZER SLAP!".
1. That sanitizer slap stung my face.

2. I will sanitizer slap his arm-face!
by Laurita76 December 3, 2009
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