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Salesmanipulationship

A more accurate term to describe the art of "Salesmanship".

As selling people things in our consumer culture is about wants, not needs; appealing to ego and irrational desires, not demonstrating the long-term value of owning the product.
Salesmanipulationship is about deceit, coercion, and putting someone into a pressure-cooker so they are unable to think critically on what they are about to do.
A woman went into the shop to buy a $50 black dress, she came out not only with the dress but with nearly $60 in accessories for it, thanks to the clerk's Salesmanipulationship.
by -spectre- March 20, 2010
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Sadness Boner

When you get so sad you get a boner.
"I'll never bang Scarlett Johansson. *Sadness Boner*"

Funerals, break-ups, movies, and disappointing Christmas gifts are all causes of a Sadness Boner.
by kain2201 October 16, 2013
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Shady Sands Shuffle

Noun: A deadly assassination move perfected by Argyle the Ghoul, stalwart manservant of Herbert Daring Dashwood, of Fallout 3 fame. The move consists of sneaking up on an unsuspecting enemy and, rather than stealing from them, giving them something of yours. Usually a live explosive device. Hilarity ensues.
I just got the Psychotic Prankster achievement for successfully performing a Shady Sands Shuffle!

Pants exploded: 1
by BlaxMyth December 5, 2009
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reefer sadness

Despondency related to a lack of marijuana.

A play on the phrase "reefer madness," which is originally a 1936 anti-marijuana propaganda film.
Man, last week my mom smoked all my shit, and I'm broke. I had a bad case of reefer sadness.
by KoGe August 10, 2006
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Chicken Sadness

The resulting dejection and harrowing feeling of impending doom following a full course of chicken.
"I just ate a bucket of chicken and I'm really feeling the chicken sadness" -JS
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Stark Sands

Stark Sands is an actor and a singer most notably known for his roles as Tunny in the broadway casting of American Idiot and as Nate Fick in HBO's Generation Kill.

His mouth is the most glorious thing ever put on this earth, closely followed by his voice.
1: Man, that guy is really hot.
2: Dude, that's Stark Sands.
1: Who?
2: I know you've seen Generation Kill. He's the hotass mofo who played Nate.
1:PERSONAL FEELINGS, SIR.
by docbitchface October 19, 2011
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