saft

A contraction of silly and daft having the same meaning - stupid, foolish

Commonly used in the Black Country area of Central United Kingdom

My father's saft, he didn't realise he had to take the wrapper off the food before putting it in the oven

"He's a saft 'un ay e" (imagine the Black Country accent)

by MasterGus June 27, 2005

safidy

A true man who knows how to talk to the ladies. Safidy is a honest, empowering male that gives out and intense energy that just screams “SEX!” If you like a quick fuck be sure to call him for he will sure leave you wanting more...

Omg Karen last night I got fucked by Safidy and boy did he make me go crazy

by Hoe911 September 12, 2018

safydude

It's me

Safydude: Safydude is me

by safydude May 12, 2022

SAFD

The proper definition is "Suck a Fuckin' Dick"

Gordon was working on a car and he spilled transmission fluid all over his clean white t-shirt and he yelled out: "SAFD"

by Andy July 22, 2003

Saftasheve

The greatest ship that has ever existed is consists of three twitter people Natasha,Safia & Eve.

Person 1: Do you ship Saftasheve?
Person 2: Yes! it's my OTP
Person 3: What is Saftasheve?
Person 1&2: GET OUT OF HERE

by AnonymousDanosaur March 22, 2013

saftey wank

Having a Wank before having sex with an individual in order to prevent premature ejaculation.

Josh: Hey man I just had sex with Ashley!
Brad: Yea, but don't you have a severe case of premature ejaculation?
Josh: Yea, but I had a saftey wank just minutes before!

by Robustwater June 30, 2015

Softdiq

Softdiq is a well known God in heaven. And a could mean danger if you ever meet him, no one knows his true identity but some say he is the God of the north.

Look it is Softdiq the most powerfull being to ever exist!

by Knowledge master 15 May 20, 2019