L.M.S.T.S.O.O.Y.D.U.Y.N.A.O.M.F

Lemme suck the soul out of your dick until you nut all over my face😫.

When u wanna be freaky in text “ L.M.S.T.S.O.O.Y.D.U.Y.N.A.O.M.F”

by anonymous March 1, 2021

s.o.m.f.a.n.g.o

An acronym meaning, "sit on my face and never get off".

Gosh I wonder if that girl would like to S.O.M.F.A.N.G.O.

by Redlline November 28, 2016

d.t.s.o.m.f.

down to sit on my face

me: dawg, that chick is tots mcgoates checkin u out!
you: Yeah, but do you think she's d.t.s.o.m.f.?

by balto from new orleans July 31, 2011

R.O.F.L.M.A.O.S.P

rolling on floor laughing my ass of scaring people

did u see the guy who has a mangina! I R.O.F.L.M.A.O.S.P 'd so hard!!!! how the fuck does he have sex?

by neobomb3r April 25, 2011

S.O.M.F.

abr. -Sit on my Face; To face sit; the art of sitting on the opposite sex's face with out under wear and get oral sex.

Dude, Your girl said you was asking her to do a S.O.M.F. to you.

by Anonymous314 May 4, 2008

R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A

Rolling on the floor laughing until someone jumps on me makes me stop rolling on the floor laughing but then I do it again cuz it's awesome.

Player 1: I PWNED J00 R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A!

Player 2: STFU N00B

by xCascade October 21, 2010

c.o.h.a.s.o.m.f

Come Over Here And Sit On My Face

Lisa C.O.H.A.S.O.M.F

by ixhate June 5, 2019